David Guetta Left Red Faced Following Pre-Recorded Set Gaffe

At a recent show in Paris the pop star, David Guetta, was forced to flee the stage in embarrassment when at the start of his show he hit the play button on the wrong track.

Instead of hearing Guetta’s usual pop-house hits, fans were inadvertently treated to a personal self help CD that had been prescribed to Guetta for treatment of crippling chorophobia – the irrational fear of dancing.

Guetta took to Twitter to release the following statement: “To all my fans, I’m sorry that you had to find out that I have been pre-recording sets and not playing live.”

“Please understand that this is not due to lack of talent or laziness but because of this crippling phobia, for which I am seeking professional help, as was heard when I accidentally hit play on my coping CD.”

The EDM star claimed that the condition developed in childhood following a dancing accident at a school talent show which left the performer “acutely embarrassed” and a “confirmed bed wetter.”

The pop star went on to further say that ordinarily he doesn’t “even look at the crowd. I’ll just twiddle some knobs on the mixing desk thingy. When I do have to look up to the crowd I’ll close my eyes as if enjoying myself, or I’ll let my golden locks dangle in front of my eyes so I don’t see people dancing.”

“Ironically with no-one dancing it probably would have been one of my shows that I would have actually enjoyed.”

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  1. Although David Guetta is a very bad DJ, this is f*cking FAKE! He never wrote anything like that on Twitter, you should be ashamed to post uber crap like this!
    David should sue your page and company, till you all are in jail, you character assassins!!

  2. please don’t be stupid and believe everything you read.

    poor David Guetta. he doesn’t deserve all this hate. check his track record before you judge him. he headlined one of the best paris nightclubs for years before he became famous, and is an amazing re-mixer and producer. and he has managed to bring dance music to where it’s never been accepted before. he is a trailblazer.

    maybe he has ‘faked it’ on occasion. but i don’t think he got to where he is by ‘faking it’.

    it’s scary to see how people can spew so much hate, just because they are jealous of one person’s success. i know DJs who work with him and they say he spins live. if you read the comments section of this article, hoardes of envious people go off on guetta. how sad to see such jealousy. it’s all sour grapes.

  3. “a personal self help CD that had been prescribed to Guetta for treatment of crippling chorophobia – the irrational fear of dancing” –> Am I the only one who thinks this would be better than most of his actual music? I could totally imagine something like that being used as a vocal sample in the early nineties.

  4. Mas estupido que creer esta noticia, es desmentirla!!! quien puede creer q guetta sea tan honesto? si así fuera no haria lo que hace…

    PS: everyone should speak spanish!

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David Guetta Left Red Faced Following Pre-Recorded Set Gaffe

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