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DJ Loses Earplugs First Time He Uses Them – For 12th Consecutive Time

A DJ has reportedly lost a brand new set of professional earplugs the first time he used them, for the twelfth consecutive time. Ian Raglin, a.k.a. Crouching Tiger Hidden Raglin, is believed to have spent upwards of £600 on custom made earplugs over the last two years. “What is it with me and fucking earplugs?” the clearly miffed DJ asked.

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May 2, 2019

Richie Hawtin’s Hair To Headline Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Reports coming out of Scotland this morning suggest that Richie

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We Get Dressed In The Dark – Solardo

In news that comes as absolutely no surprise to anybody

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Every DJ Duo Consists Of 1 With Talent & 1 Absolute Wreck-Head – Study Reveals

Following a recent study conducted by the Association of DJ

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Scientists Successfully Clone Carl Cox

After years of trying to genetically engineer the perfect DJ,

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32 UK DJs Found Hiding In Lorry Bound For France

A herd of migrant DJs fleeing the UK has been discovered hidden

Drum N Bass DJ Only Knows 2 Genres “Drum N Bass & Anything That’s Not Drum N Bass”

A drum n bass DJ has admitted that he only knows two

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Moby Denies Skin Head Accusations

Former electronic music producer Moby has denied a recent report which claimed the animal rights activist was a skinhead. Despite being follically challenged and

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February 21, 2019

Psytrance Fan Thinking Fyre Festival Actually Looked Pretty Good

A Welsh psytrance fan who recently watched the Fyre Festival documentary on Netflix is believed to be thinking the now infamous music festival actually

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January 25, 2019

Case Closed: Tupac Death Labelled Covid-19

The West Coast gangster rap scene can today breath a sigh of relief, as a rare moment of closure befalls the unsolved Tupac Shakur

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August 18, 2020

Techno DJs Voted Worst At Telling Jokes

A brand new poll by DJ Mag, the Top 100 DJs At Telling Jokes, has found that techno DJs are extremely bad at delivering

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March 1, 2019

HUMANS

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DJ Booth Surrounded By People Hoping It Has Phone Charger

A nightclub DJ booth was last night surrounded by a herd of increasingly desperate clubbers who hoped it might also function as a public

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April 30, 2026

Chemical Brother’s “Hey Boy Hey Girl” Re-Released As “Hey They”

The Chemical Brother’s have revealed that they will be re-releasing their 1999 hit single Hey Boy Hey Girl as a gender neutral track, renamed

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April 1, 2025

“Best Nap I’ve Had In Years’ Says Conference Panel Attendee

Conference panel attendees live an average of 4.5 years longer than the rest of us, mostly due to all the additional sleep, claims the

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November 7, 2023

Tik-Tok Raver Disappears On A Massive 30-Second Bender

“We thought we would never see him again!” The family of popular TiK-Tok raver @technoprick is breathing a sigh of relief this afternoon. @technoprick

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November 6, 2023

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Culture·Scene

Price Of Balloons Will Rise With Inflation, Warn Experts

The price of balloons is set to rise in line with inflation, say economists, balloon experts, and drug dealers. “Any balloon will rise with

May 1, 2023

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Events

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Ibiza Club Surpasses Black Hole As the Most Densely Packed Place In The Universe

Clubs

November 8, 2023

An Ibizan nightclub has been hailed by physicists as the most densely packed place in the universe, overtaking black holes, Tiesto’s head, and the blessed Madonna’s knickers to claim the

Kethead Locked In Portaloo Since 2019 ‘Glad To Be Free’

Festivals·People Of The World

May 19, 2023

A lad who purchased what he is calling ‘a fairly decent sized bag of Ket’ has this morning stumbled out of the portaloo he has called home since 2019, asking

Plastic-Free Festival In Essex Sees Five Thousand Turned Away

Festivals

April 30, 2023

An eco-friendly festival in Essex has this morning announced bankruptcy having turned away all 5000 ticket holders last weekend, as plastic was prohibited from the festival grounds. The extremely large

AROUND THE WORLD

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As News Breaks Of His Womanising Ways, Matt Hancock Announces New DJ Alias

World

June 25, 2021

We may know him as cheeky chopped Matt Hancock, Secretary of Health and Social Care and most notably for the massive balls up he

Job Site Now Has ‘More DJs Than Beatport’

Online

February 18, 2021

Indeed.com is now the most-visited website for dance music professionals around the world, according to a herd of boring pollsters hidden in a basement

88% Of DJs Were Super-Spreaders Before Covid, Report Claims

Health & Fitness

February 17, 2021

Eighty-eight percent of touring DJs were classed as super-spreaders long before the term became known publicly, a leading Virologist has written in The New

Biden Appoints Sven Marquardt Head Of Security At Capitol Hill

World

January 10, 2021

President-Elect Joe Biden has announced Sven Marquardt will serve as Head Of Security at Capitol Hill following last week’s riots at the building. Sven,