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DJ Only Moaning About Treatment From Airlines To Fit In

A DJ has admitted that he only moaned about the service he got from an airline so he would fit in with all of the other DJs he follows on social media. Steven Ryan, a.k.a. Ryan On Air, claimed that he was “quite satisfied” with the service he got on a recent flight between Dublin and London but decided to

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March 5, 2019

Local DJ Can’t Believe It’s Nearly A Year Since He Licked A Promoters Arse

Local DJ Fran Brown literally can’t believe it was only

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DJ Demands Bigger Font on Lineup Before Leaving Womb

An unborn fetus who is expected to eventually grow into

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Touring DJ Admits Local Crowd Aren’t Actually Best Crowd In World

A touring DJ has upset a large portion of his

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Netflix Set To Release Series Of Solomun After Party Videos

Netflix subscribers will now be able to enjoy a series

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Every DJ Duo Consists Of 1 With Talent & 1 Absolute Wreck-Head – Study Reveals

Following a recent study conducted by the Association of DJ Duos (ADDJ),

Dubfire Announces 30 Day DJ Set

After hearing of Joseph Capriati’s 28-hour set at Sunwaves earlier this year,

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Scientists Developing Heavy Metal Vaccine

Reports suggest that scientists in an English university are on the brink of releasing a vaccine for heavy metal. According to Wunderground sources, being

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March 5, 2019

Tech House DJ Running Out Of Places To Get Shit Tattoos

A tech house DJ is said to be considering his options after revealing that he is very close to running out of space on

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April 10, 2019

Christopher Columbus Discovers Good Tech House Track

“Tech House is fucking WANK!” Christopher Columbus told Wunderground earlier today. “I’ve been dead hundreds of years, and nothing – NOTHING – has ever

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January 12, 2021

Psytrance Fan Thinking Fyre Festival Actually Looked Pretty Good

A Welsh psytrance fan who recently watched the Fyre Festival documentary on Netflix is believed to be thinking the now infamous music festival actually

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January 25, 2019

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Chemical Brother’s “Hey Boy Hey Girl” Re-Released As “Hey They”

The Chemical Brother’s have revealed that they will be re-releasing their 1999 hit single Hey Boy Hey Girl as a gender neutral track, renamed

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April 1, 2025

“Best Nap I’ve Had In Years’ Says Conference Panel Attendee

Conference panel attendees live an average of 4.5 years longer than the rest of us, mostly due to all the additional sleep, claims the

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November 7, 2023

Tik-Tok Raver Disappears On A Massive 30-Second Bender

“We thought we would never see him again!” The family of popular TiK-Tok raver @technoprick is breathing a sigh of relief this afternoon. @technoprick

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November 6, 2023

Kink Adds Airfryer To Live Setup

Much-loved Bulgarian House & Techno act, Kink, has this weekend added a Bosch Air Fryer to his live setup. “I fucking love it!” said

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July 2, 2023

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Price Of Balloons Will Rise With Inflation, Warn Experts

The price of balloons is set to rise in line with inflation, say economists, balloon experts, and drug dealers. “Any balloon will rise with

May 1, 2023

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Events

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Ibiza Club Surpasses Black Hole As the Most Densely Packed Place In The Universe

Clubs

November 8, 2023

An Ibizan nightclub has been hailed by physicists as the most densely packed place in the universe, overtaking black holes, Tiesto’s head, and the blessed Madonna’s knickers to claim the

Kethead Locked In Portaloo Since 2019 ‘Glad To Be Free’

Festivals·People Of The World

May 19, 2023

A lad who purchased what he is calling ‘a fairly decent sized bag of Ket’ has this morning stumbled out of the portaloo he has called home since 2019, asking

Plastic-Free Festival In Essex Sees Five Thousand Turned Away

Festivals

April 30, 2023

An eco-friendly festival in Essex has this morning announced bankruptcy having turned away all 5000 ticket holders last weekend, as plastic was prohibited from the festival grounds. The extremely large

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As News Breaks Of His Womanising Ways, Matt Hancock Announces New DJ Alias

World

June 25, 2021

We may know him as cheeky chopped Matt Hancock, Secretary of Health and Social Care and most notably for the massive balls up he

Job Site Now Has ‘More DJs Than Beatport’

Online

February 18, 2021

Indeed.com is now the most-visited website for dance music professionals around the world, according to a herd of boring pollsters hidden in a basement

88% Of DJs Were Super-Spreaders Before Covid, Report Claims

Health & Fitness

February 17, 2021

Eighty-eight percent of touring DJs were classed as super-spreaders long before the term became known publicly, a leading Virologist has written in The New

Biden Appoints Sven Marquardt Head Of Security At Capitol Hill

World

January 10, 2021

President-Elect Joe Biden has announced Sven Marquardt will serve as Head Of Security at Capitol Hill following last week’s riots at the building. Sven,