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DJ Only Moaning About Treatment From Airlines To Fit In

A DJ has admitted that he only moaned about the service he got from an airline so he would fit in with all of the other DJs he follows on social media. Steven Ryan, a.k.a. Ryan On Air, claimed that he was “quite satisfied” with the service he got on a recent flight between Dublin and London but decided to

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March 5, 2019

DJ Demands Bigger Font on Lineup Before Leaving Womb

An unborn fetus who is expected to eventually grow into

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Marshmello Hopes His New Fleshlight Will Reconnect Him With Fans

Rick Astley, the artist behind the famous Marshmello character has

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DJ EZ To Listen To Tiesto For 24 Hours For Charity

DJ EZ has this morning announced his biggest undertaking yet

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Opening DJ Wants To Know Can He Borrow Headphones

An opening DJ is hopeful of borrowing a set of

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DJ Donates Entire Allocation Of Drink Tokens To Alcoholics Annonymous

A charitable DJ has reportedly promised to donate his entire allocation of

We Get Dressed In The Dark – Solardo

In news that comes as absolutely no surprise to anybody within the

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Psytrance DJ Considered Sellout After Getting First Paid Gig

A psytrance DJ has been labeled a “sellout” by a group of his peers after performing at his first paid gig last weekend. Senior

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September 24, 2019

Moby Denies Skin Head Accusations

Former electronic music producer Moby has denied a recent report which claimed the animal rights activist was a skinhead. Despite being follically challenged and

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February 21, 2019

Listening To EDM Could Be The First Sign Your Child Is Mental

An American doctor has reportedly claimed that listening to EDM could be the first sign that your child is mental. Simon Lewis, a.k.a. Doctor

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February 26, 2019

9 Out Of 10 Idiots Still Think Kerncraft 400 Is Called Zombie Nation

A recent survey has revealed that the nine out of ten idiots still think the song Kernkraft 400 is actually called Zombie Nation. This

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March 7, 2019

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Chemical Brother’s “Hey Boy Hey Girl” Re-Released As “Hey They”

The Chemical Brother’s have revealed that they will be re-releasing their 1999 hit single Hey Boy Hey Girl as a gender neutral track, renamed

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April 1, 2025

“Best Nap I’ve Had In Years’ Says Conference Panel Attendee

Conference panel attendees live an average of 4.5 years longer than the rest of us, mostly due to all the additional sleep, claims the

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November 7, 2023

Tik-Tok Raver Disappears On A Massive 30-Second Bender

“We thought we would never see him again!” The family of popular TiK-Tok raver @technoprick is breathing a sigh of relief this afternoon. @technoprick

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November 6, 2023

Kink Adds Airfryer To Live Setup

Much-loved Bulgarian House & Techno act, Kink, has this weekend added a Bosch Air Fryer to his live setup. “I fucking love it!” said

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July 2, 2023

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Culture·Scene

Price Of Balloons Will Rise With Inflation, Warn Experts

The price of balloons is set to rise in line with inflation, say economists, balloon experts, and drug dealers. “Any balloon will rise with

May 1, 2023

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Events

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Ibiza Club Surpasses Black Hole As the Most Densely Packed Place In The Universe

Clubs

November 8, 2023

An Ibizan nightclub has been hailed by physicists as the most densely packed place in the universe, overtaking black holes, Tiesto’s head, and the blessed Madonna’s knickers to claim the

Kethead Locked In Portaloo Since 2019 ‘Glad To Be Free’

Festivals·People Of The World

May 19, 2023

A lad who purchased what he is calling ‘a fairly decent sized bag of Ket’ has this morning stumbled out of the portaloo he has called home since 2019, asking

Plastic-Free Festival In Essex Sees Five Thousand Turned Away

Festivals

April 30, 2023

An eco-friendly festival in Essex has this morning announced bankruptcy having turned away all 5000 ticket holders last weekend, as plastic was prohibited from the festival grounds. The extremely large

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As News Breaks Of His Womanising Ways, Matt Hancock Announces New DJ Alias

World

June 25, 2021

We may know him as cheeky chopped Matt Hancock, Secretary of Health and Social Care and most notably for the massive balls up he

Job Site Now Has ‘More DJs Than Beatport’

Online

February 18, 2021

Indeed.com is now the most-visited website for dance music professionals around the world, according to a herd of boring pollsters hidden in a basement

88% Of DJs Were Super-Spreaders Before Covid, Report Claims

Health & Fitness

February 17, 2021

Eighty-eight percent of touring DJs were classed as super-spreaders long before the term became known publicly, a leading Virologist has written in The New

Biden Appoints Sven Marquardt Head Of Security At Capitol Hill

World

January 10, 2021

President-Elect Joe Biden has announced Sven Marquardt will serve as Head Of Security at Capitol Hill following last week’s riots at the building. Sven,